The last contest that I did, to win a copy of the 4th Edition of General Liability Insurance Coverage – Key Issues In Every State, was an overwhelming success – despite the effort it took to keep track of the ridiculous number of entries. Clearly the contest’s popularity had much to do with the ease of entering – just pick the winners of a few college basketball games. [See nearby article for winners.] Other CO contests have had loads of entries, but not nearly as many as this time, no doubt because of the effort those took to enter, such as the insurance coverage license plate contest or insurance coverage haiku contest.
Here’s the next contest (it’s more effort than picking a few basketball games, but still less than thinking of an insurance coverage haiku): Tell me an insurance coverage joke or riddle. For example, my favorite (and stop me if you’ve heard this): What do you call it when parties reach a settlement of a trigger and allocation dispute? Answer: A Montruce.
A couple of ground rules: Keep it clean (although, if you can somehow tell a dirty insurance coverage joke, Wow!) and nothing offensive. It must also be completely original. So if you Google “insurance jokes” I’ll do the same thing and out you. Deadline to enter: April 25
The two best jokes will each win a copy of the 4th Edition of Key Issues.
I am the judge and no complaining if you think your joke was funnier than one of the winners.
My gut tells me that there are not going to be a ton of entries this time, so if you enter you should have a decent chance of winning.
Gotta go – I just flew in from a coverage mediation in Cleveland and boy are my arms tired.
[No purchase necessary. Employees of Coverage Opinions are not eligible. Void where prohibited. And I hereby incorporate by reference all of the rules from the McDonald’s Monopoly Game. They must have tons of lawyers working on that and include all of the right fine print.]